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Monday, January 04, 2010

Christmas Day Terror

I'm sure by now that most of you have heard about the failed terror attack on an airplane bound for Detroit on Christmas Day. However, I bet none of you have heard about a smaller, less publicized terror attack that succeeded on Christmas Day 2009, masterminded by a 3 year old girl.

The Scene: Christmas Day 2009 in a small cape cod somewhere in Rhode Island.

Casualties: One innocent beagle who refused to press charges.

The Plot: Hidden in an innocent looking Hello Kitty backpack, 6 contraband stocking stuffers were smuggled into a library located in a quiet New England home. One stocking stuffer, a self-inking Christmas stamp of the starlight mint variety, was removed from said backpack and used to launch a heinous attack on a small, forgiving beagle (who wishes to remain nameless). When the residents of the home noticed an eerie silence had settled over the house they panicked and ran to the scene to witness the unspeakable atrocity. The suspect, who later expressed remorse for her actions, immediately and proudly claimed responsibility for the crime . The weapons were confiscated for the remainder of the day until the suspect could prove she had rehabilitated herself.

The Crime

The Sentencing

The Punishment

PS. If you have trouble deciphering what the crime is in the first picture, double click on it for an enlarged image and the evidence should become quite clear!


Lanny said...

Poor pup! BUT is sure is funny! :)

Christine said...

HAhaha, I am laughing...good thing it was a good beagle.

Anna said...

Oh, the abuse the poor puppies take. Joely loves to bug our new lab puppy.

Patty O. said...

I LOVE it! I was laughing so hard my husband demanded an explanation. This is so cute.

I'm glad the beagle refused to press charges. Who wants to visit their daughter in jail on Christmas?

m said...

oh she's a devious one, that sweety of yours. and by devious i mean nifty and funny and wonderful. the important thing is that she paid the price...the fee of one she's in the clear now.

hope she's reformed and on the lawful path now. hee.

Kim said...

so funny! I love how you told this!

Corrie Howe said...

Hahaha. Poor nameless beagle. I hope he's not traumatized from this.

Mama said...

Abby seems to have forgiven all offenses (or has forgotten all about it-not sure which!) and we have had no further incidences with the stamps! I'm glad Hannah managed to give you all a good laugh. Kyle and I had a hard time keeping a straight face too while trying to dole out the discipline!