The Scene: Christmas Day 2009 in a small cape cod somewhere in Rhode Island.
Casualties: One innocent beagle who refused to press charges.
The Plot: Hidden in an innocent looking Hello Kitty backpack, 6 contraband stocking stuffers were smuggled into a library located in a quiet New England home. One stocking stuffer, a self-inking Christmas stamp of the starlight mint variety, was removed from said backpack and used to launch a heinous attack on a small, forgiving beagle (who wishes to remain nameless). When the residents of the home noticed an eerie silence had settled over the house they panicked and ran to the scene to witness the unspeakable atrocity. The suspect, who later expressed remorse for her actions, immediately and proudly claimed responsibility for the crime . The weapons were confiscated for the remainder of the day until the suspect could prove she had rehabilitated herself.
PS. If you have trouble deciphering what the crime is in the first picture, double click on it for an enlarged image and the evidence should become quite clear!